Pineapple Express Feminised Seeds
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🍍 Pineapple Express is a legendary Trainwreck × Hawaiian cross, famed for its tropical terpene profile and functional, uplifting effects. A balanced sativa-dominant strain that’s as reliable in the grow room as it is iconic in pop culture.
Larger orders often include complimentary seeds, depending on availability.
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All batches are double-tested for quality and viability using the paper towel method.
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Pineapple Express Feminised Seeds
From $75.00
🍍 Pineapple Express is a legendary Trainwreck × Hawaiian cross, famed for its tropical terpene profile and functional, uplifting effects. A balanced sativa-dominant strain that’s as reliable in the grow room as it is iconic in pop culture.
Larger orders often include complimentary seeds, depending on availability.
Germination Guarantee
All batches are double-tested for quality and viability using the paper towel method.
Rapid, local Ozzy delivery!
All shipments are tracked- choose express post or regular. Discreet & secure.
🍍 Pineapple Express Feminized Cannabis Seeds — Key Info
| 🏷️ Original Breeder | Barney’s Farm (widely recognised origin) |
| 🧬 Genetics | Trainwreck × Hawaiian (curated from trusted EU/US breeders) |
| 🌱 Type | Feminized Photoperiod (Sativa-dominant ~60/40) |
| 🔥 THC / 💧 CBD | THC ~19–26% • CBD <1% |
| ⏱ Flowering (Indoor) | ~8–10 weeks |
| 🌾 Yield (Guide) | Indoor: 400–550 g/m² • Outdoor: 450–650 g/plant |
| 📏 Height | Medium (80–140 cm). Responds well to training. |
| 🍍 Flavour & Aroma | Pineapple, citrus, mango; fresh pine on the finish |
| 🧪 Terpene Profile | Myrcene (earthy-sweet, relaxing) • Limonene (citrus, uplifting) • Pinene (pine, focus/alertness) • Caryophyllene (spice, grounding) |
| 🌤 Outdoor Harvest (AU) | North: early–mid Apr • Mid: mid–late Apr • South: late Apr–early May |
| 🧪 Handling | Batch-tested at ~22 °C (paper towel method). Stored cold/dry prior to dispatch. Learn how we test seeds here. |
| ⚠️ Legal Notice | Sold strictly as souvenirs/collectibles in accordance with local laws. |
🍍 The Story Behind Pineapple Express
Few strains have broken into pop culture the way Pineapple Express has. The name alone has carried it into legend- made famous by the 2008 film, whispered about in hip-hop lyrics, and cemented as the go-to “fun, tropical” smoke for a generation.
But behind the hype is a real strain with roots in serious genetics. Bred from Trainwreck × Hawaiian, Pineapple Express combines the sharp citrus kick of sativas with a grounding body ease, creating an experience that’s both energetic and balanced. Collectors prize it for its unmistakable nose- ripe pineapple, mango and fresh pine- and for the way it bridges “party strain” reputation with genuinely solid breeding work.
We curate small-batch lots of Pineapple Express from trusted EU/US breeders, double-test for viability, and release in limited numbers. Every pack pays homage to one of the most iconic strains of the past two decades.
🌿 Effects & Experience
Pineapple Express has earned its cult status because it feels exactly like its name suggests: bright, tropical, and uplifting without being overwhelming.
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Flavour & Aroma: Sweet pineapple up front, layered with citrus, mango, and a clean pine finish. A terpene blend that practically shouts “daytime vibes.”
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Mental Lift: Users often describe a wave of focus and motivation. It’s the kind of strain people turn to for social settings, creative projects, or a day that needs a bit of sunshine.
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Body Ease: While sativa-leaning, there’s a steadying body note from its Trainwreck parentage- enough to keep the high grounded, smooth, and functional.
💡 Community reports often call Pineapple Express the perfect “midday pick-me-up”: energising without the jitters, relaxing without the crash.
🌿 Anecdotal Medical & Wellness Notes
Pineapple Express as a “functional daytime strain.” Potentially valued for:
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Supporting low mood and stress
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Enhancing focus and creativity
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Gentle body relaxation without sedation
🌱 Growing Pineapple Express
Pineapple Express is known for being a reliable, straightforward grow.
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Indoor flowering: ~8–10 weeks under 12/12
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Yield potential: 400–550 g/m² indoors, up to 650 g/plant outdoors (guide only)
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Structure: Medium height (80–140 cm), moderate stretch. Responds well to topping and LST, producing neat canopies.
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Climate tips: Thrives in stable, sunny conditions; preserve terpenes with strong airflow and controlled humidity.
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Outdoor (AU harvest windows):
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North: early–mid April
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Mid: mid–late April
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South: late April–early May
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🌿 Real User Experiences- from Leafly.com
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “♡ Energetic, euphoric, happy, hungry. Hits just right. Flowers were heavy with trichomes; very sweet smelling. Super productive high! Warning: I did eat half of the food in my fridge.” - JP
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Currently yet to find a strain that produces a high like the one brought on by Pineapple Express. Very recommendable if you're struggling to get in a happy, uplifted mood." - P.L
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Always wanted to try Pineapple Express because of the movie. Finally did — uplifting but hit me hard, almost too high at first. Still memorable.”- F.G
🌟 Collector Notes
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Breeder origins: Widely attributed to Barney’s Farm, later refined by multiple breeders.
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Lot handling: All batches double-tested with the paper towel method at ~22 °C.
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Storage: Seeds kept cold/dry until dispatch.
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Format: Feminized photoperiod (autoflower version released separately).
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
🌟 Why is Pineapple Express so famous?
It’s one of the few strains to break into mainstream culture (film, music) and lives up to the hype with tropical terps and functional effects.
💪 How strong is it?
Typical THC range: ~19–26%. Potent, but balanced by Trainwreck’s grounding body notes.
🌱 Is it difficult to grow?
Not especially. It’s a medium-height plant with manageable stretch and solid yields. Great for training techniques.
📸 Photo vs Auto?
This listing is feminized photoperiod (8–10 weeks flowering). The autoflower version runs ~10–12 weeks seed-to-harvest.
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